Don't get wet, you'll melt!

I thought it was weird that we didn't have any mail Monday. We are a household of four-including Internet shopping, a small business, etc. So, it is a rare day that we don't get something. We found out this afternoon why our mailbox was empty. See below:

Apparently our mail carrier didn't want to get his feet wet! I should note that our sprinklers run on timers so that different areas are watered at different times. In other words, you can easily walk from the street to our front door, from the driveway to the front door, etc without getting wet. In other words, that unofficial Post Office motto, "Through rain, sleet, or snow..."' Is a big fat lie. How lazy. This is the same mail carrier who left us (as well as our neighbors) a tipping guide last Christmas. Yeah.